10 October 2009
A few days ago I noticed that Miley Cyrus wasn’t spitting out stupid shit on Twitter anymore, so I went to search for her account and it wasn’t there. “Oh noes!” I exclaimed, but I didn’t write anything at the time, because my dog was chasing his own tail. Which is obviously far more important [...]
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06 October 2009
I’m usually not into midgets because it tends to look like pedophilia, but in the case of Kristen Bell I’d be willing to do an exception. Last night she was at the “Couples Retreat” Premiere and she looked great. How does this chick manage to look both adorable and hot at the same time? I don’t [...]
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06 October 2009
Here’s Katy Perry at my funeral. And I just assume it’s my funeral because that’s the only reason for her to wear black. Plus, Rihanna appears laughing in one of the pictures, and we all know she hates my guts. I’m only using logic here, motherfucker. I can’t believe some of you assholes. Sometimes it’s like [...]
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02 October 2009
Earlier today, Sienna Miller was having breakfast at some cafe in SoHo, and she was walking around with one of the ugliest dogs I’ve ever seen. One could think that this was something cute, but the reality of the situation is horrifying! She was actually taking the pooch to its death! The proof of this is on the [...]
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02 October 2009
Those folks at Esquire Magazine are a bunch of assholes. I really mean that, from the bottom of my heart. It’s been a week since the hunt for my next celebrity girlfriend started, and these gigantic pieces of shit decided to tease me. You see, every year, the magazine chooses the sexiest woman alive, and they [...]
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01 October 2009
What the fuck is going on here? Is it the hat? Is it the mask? Maybe it’s that dildo he’s holding. I don’t know…. Oh! that’s it, this fat bastard lost a whole lot of weight. A lot. Maybe I should put him in contact with Lil Kim to teach the bitch some tricks. I don’t give [...]
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01 October 2009
I don’t dislike Bay’s movies as much as everyone else, but I do think he’s a bit of a moron. I mean, Uwe Boll perfected the tongue-in-cheek style of comedy by calling himself a genius while he explains why his movies aren’t good. I mean, it’s like throwing a bucket of paint against a canvas, saying [...]
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01 October 2009
This bit of “news” comes from Gabby Babble, so I’m not sure if I should trust her reports. But since this is Fiddy we’re talking about, and she included the audio of the interview in question – which I am not going to listen – I’ll take her word for it. So, this asshole made an [...]
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01 October 2009
If fresh ideas in Hollywood were as common as crabs in Lindsay Lohan’s crotch, it wouldn’t matter, because the lack of brains in that part of L.A. is evident these days. So complaining about that is pointless. That’s why I decided to complain about the casting director in the new “The A-Team” movie. This asshole went [...]
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28 September 2009
I usually just throw shit at the fan and expect to hit as many people as possible. In this case, however, I can’t. Because it doesn’t look that bad. Oh, and Jackie Earle Haley is too fucking awesome to be mocked. I don’t like the Harvey Dent look for Freddy though, so what the fuck where you [...]
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